发信人: linarrow (linarrow), 信区: joke
标  题: Re: 一个经典的joke！
发信站: 饮水思源 (2004年08月25日14:51:33 星期三)

Doctor: I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Go with the good news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?

Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.