发信人: gozaimas (怪人), 信区: joke
标  题: 史上最强的中国式英语
发信站: 饮水思源 (2005年01月24日19:23:19 星期一)

史上最强的中国式英语

>> > > 1．we two who and who？
>> > > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
>> > > 2．how are you ? how old are you?
>> > > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
>> > > 3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
>> > > 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
>> > > 4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers ！together up ！
>> > > 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
>> > > 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you
have nothing to say,go home!!
>> > > 有事起奏，无事退朝
>> > > 6．you me you me
>> > > 彼此彼此
>> > > 7．You Give Me Stop!!
>> > > 你给我站住！
>> > > 8．know is know noknow is noknow
>> > > 知之为知之，不知为不知…
>> > > 9．WATCH SISTER
>> > > 表妹
>> > > 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can
make hole!!
>> > > 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
>> > > 11．American Chinese not enough
>> > > 美中不足
>> > > 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
>> > > 车祸现场描述
>> > > 13．heart flower angry open
>> > > 心花怒放
>> > > 14．go past no mistake past
>> > > 走过路过，不要错过
>> > > 15．小明：I am sorry!
>> > > 老外：I am sorry too!
>> > > 小明：I am sorry three!
>> > > 老外：What are you sorry for?
>> > > 小明：I am sorry five!
>> > > 16．If you want money,I have no;
>> > > if you want life,I have one!
>> > > 要钱没有，要命一条
>> > > 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
>> > > 我叫李老大，今年25。
>> > > 18．you have two down son。你有两下子。
>> > > 19．as far as you go to die
>> > > 有多远，死多远！！！！
>> > > 20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I
turn my face
>> > > 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
>> > > 22． The king who is fucking is the sun of the king who has