发信人: buxuyao (卉卉), 信区: joke                                                                                     
标  题: 当老师和做学生的区别                                                                                           
发信站: 饮水思源 (2004年09月30日00:31:31 星期四)                                                                       

1.对答案。B，D的区别曾让一个老师干脆报1，2，3，4。另一个老师不得不每题都这么说                                         
：“AB的B”或是“ABCD的D”。我则跟学生学了一招，BOY或DOG，就这么简单。                                                 

　　2.去厕所。以前课间去厕所总奇怪碰不到一个老师，现在才明白老师都趁学生上课时                                         
去。                                                                                                                   

　　3.上课。以前上课做小动作总以为很容易就瞒天过海，现在讲台上一站，才发现任何                                         
角落都瞒不过我的眼睛。                                                                                                 

　　4.抄作业。现在学生任何科目都抄作业，还敢跟“原件”放在一起交。我当年就策略                                         
多了，一，不完全相同，二，绝不交在一起，三，喜欢的科目绝对不抄。                                                       

　　5.早恋。听说某班一乖乖女与一捣蛋鬼打KISS被同事撞见，两人我都认识，觉得她怎                                         
么能看得上他？忘记想当初，身边同样早恋的男女主角也是那么不般配。                                                       

　　6.新衣。老师换新衣，尤其是女老师换颜色比较鲜艳的新衣，学生都会起哄。不同的                                         
是以前自己是起哄者，现在是起哄的对象。                                                                                 

学生误认为邻班或者高年级的同学，不过心中窃喜：“自己原来还是那么年轻……”                                             
                                                                                                                       
　　8.老师同学生一样盼放假。                                                                                           

　　9.老师和学生永远会互相议论，包括哪个男老师(学生)帅，哪个女老师(学生)靓。                                           
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
　　10.以前喜欢哪个老师以为他(她)看不出来，现在哪个学生喜欢我，一眼就明白。(可                                         
不是纯粹的学生对老师的感情哦！)                                                                                        
                                                                                                                       
　　11.下雨拿书。当学生时把书抱在怀里，当老师时把书顶在头上。                                                          
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“一个不成熟的男子的标志是他愿意为某种事业英勇地死去，                                                                 
一个成熟的男子的标志是他愿意为某种事业卑贱地活着”                                                                     
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       

                                                                                                                       
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