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Author Zhou Renjian Create@ 2004-10-05 17:26
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标  题: 十大经典误会                                                                                                   
发信站: 日月光华 (2004年10月04日16:24:04 星期一)                                                                       

1. 护士看到病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小声叮嘱说:“小心肝!“病人微笑道:“小宝贝                                        
。”                                                                                                                   

2.有位大嫂在公共汽车上看到一位即将下车的男人掉了包烟在踏板上,于是赶紧对那男人                                         
说:同志,你烟掉了!男人大怒:你才阉掉了!                                                                             

3.某男入厕便秘,忽见一人飞奔而入,顷刻风雨交加。“哥们儿,真羡慕你呀,那么快。                                         
”“羡慕啥,没脱裤子呢”                                                                                               

4.某公司招聘,下一位该面试的女孩的英文名是“spring“。秘书欲借机卖弄一下自己的                                         
英语水平,喊道:“hi!那个叫‘春’的,轮到你了!”                                                                     
                                                                                                                       
5.公交车上,站着的孕妇对身旁坐着的陌生男子说:你不知道我怀孕了吗?只见男子很紧                                         
张的样子道:可孩子不是我的呀!                                                                                         

6.民:军中有军纪吗?军:有呀,没有军纪怎么行!民:真的!要付钱吗?军 :这还要什                                        
么钱呀,我们的军纪都是统一由上面传下来的。                                                                             

7.女秘书:“老板,你太太来电话,她说要在电话里吻你。”老板:“你先替我收一下,                                         
                                                                                                                       
8.王太太怀了四胞胎,并到处向街坊邻居炫耀,说怀四胞胎很不容易,平均要六万次才会                                         
发生一例。李太太很惊异:那你还有空做家务吗?                                                                           

9.孩子正考虑有关“遗传与环境”的问题。母亲插话道:“这个问题很简单嘛,大家都知                                         
道如果孩子像父亲,那就是遗传;像邻居,那就是环境。 ”                                                                  

10.赫鲁晓夫参观农场,记者照了一张他在猪圈和猪一起的照片。次日见报,旁边有附言:                                        
左起第三位为赫鲁晓夫同志                                                                                               
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