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從前從前有一位國王,他有一個美麗的女兒,也就是公主啦.                                                                    

可是問題是任何東西只要被公主摸到都會融化,                                                                              

不管是金屬啦,木頭啦,塑膠啦,只要被她摸到,一定溶化!                                                                      
也因為如此,男人們都很怕她,也沒有人敢娶她                                                                               
這個國王真是絕望極了                                                                                                   

怎樣才可以幫他女兒呢??                                                                                                 

他和巫師商量著該怎麼辦,而其中一位巫師告訴他,                                                                           
如果您的女兒摸到一樣東西而它不會在她的手裏溶化的話,                                                                    
她的病便會不藥而癒了!?                                                                                                 
這個國王聽了真是高興極了,                                                                                              

於是第二天,他便辦了一場比賽,規則是:                                                                                    
任何男人只要能拿到在他女兒手中不會溶化的東西                                                                           
便可以娶她的女兒,並繼承他所有的財富.                                                                                   
                                                                                                                       
三位年輕的王子前來挑戰                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                       
第一位拿的是非常硬的鈦合金,                                                                                            
但是?                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                       
公主才剛碰到它,它就溶化了.                                                                                             
這位王子便十分傷心地離開了?                                                                                            
第二位王子拿的一個巨大的鑽石,                                                                                          
他想既然鑽石是全世界最硬的東西,一定不會溶化?                                                                           
可是?                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                       
公主才剛碰到它,它就溶化了.                                                                                             
這位王子也十分傷心地離開了?                                                                                            
第三位王子走向前告訴公主,                                                                                              
把您的手放在我的口袋裏並摸摸看是什麼東西在裏面?                                                                        
                                                                                                                       
這位公主遵照他的指示,把手放在他的口袋,                                                                                 
不過她的臉卻害羞的變紅了?                                                                                              
她摸到硬硬的東西,不過卻沒有在她的手裏溶化!!!                                                                           

這位國王十分開心,這個王國裏的每一個人也都高興極了,                                                                     
                                                                                                                       
而第三位王子也如願地娶了公主,從此過著幸福快樂的日子.                                                                   

問題是?                                                                                                                

                                                                                                                       
在王子褲子裏的東西到底是什麼?                                                                                          

                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                       
當然就是M&M巧克力!                                                                                                     
只溶你口,不溶你手!                                                                                                     
喔...                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                       

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