发信人: addwaer (剑客), 信区: joke                                                                                     
标  题: english joke(zz)                                                                                               
发信站: 饮水思源 (2004年10月03日10:55:15 星期天)                                                                       

g.w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?                                                                         

doctor:   your brain is perfectly ok.                                                                                  

w.bush:   how come?                                                                                                    

doctor:   you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life                                              

          brain.                                                                                                       

w.bush:   and?                                                                                                         
　                                                                                                                     
doctor:   but yours is even far better than all the others.                                                            

w.bush:   oh?                                                                                                          
　　                                                                                                                   
doctor:    yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but                                               

                                                                                                                       
w.bush:   tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head                                              
                                                                                                                       
           of USA. I hope.                                                                                             
　　                                                                                                                   
doctor:    sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is                                                    

            nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in                                             

          your right brain.                                                                                            

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